“Why anyone would care I don't know. I got the part in this film `cuz me and Bob have been long time friends. We were also roommates and we'd smoked lots of weed together. We had seen and done some pretty crazy things (some are in the movie). And I could say the same for a good deal of the cast as well.

I'm 27, I work for a living.

Music (Lot's of different kind but not all.)

Reading

Golf (I shoot in the low 100's on a good day.)

Fishing

Not necessarily hunting but running through the woods with high powered guns and shooting at everything is sure a lot of fun.

Driving anything fast.

Conducting scientific experiments where something gets blown up or smashed (for the good of humanity, of course).

Being a wise ass

Making movies with friends.

Going to sporting events. (Especially Hockey because you can get drunk, the players are allowed to fight and you can swear out loud and scream for blood and not be the only one doing it for once.)

I don't like:

The French (They piss me off.)

Authority Figures (law enforcement, that little 16 year old bastard down at the go-kart track that thought he was gonna give me shit for crashing into people, and all other power trippers.)

Vinegar

People who don't follow proper elevator etiquette.

Restaurants that don't offer jalapenos or good hot sauce.

Movies that are “rated R” for violence or language, without gratuitous nudity in them.

No, I'm really not very interesting, thanks oh so much for caring enough to read this.”