In the mid eighties, after a failed stint in the LaMarque ,Texas football program I moved in shame to Lake Jackson, Tx where all the kids called me "pussylip" due to the unsightly scar on my mouth. In five short years I managed to rise to power as the Brazoswood High School student body president and reigned over a school of 2000+. This may seem cheesy but I guaranGODAMNte you never did it. (by the way did you even graduate? um) . I came to Austin in 1991 for school and became totally lost in a world of drugs and prostitution. I was asked to leave school as a senior for 3 years and am only now returning to graduate from University of Texas in spring '99. During those eight years I sold more fucking drugs than everyone else involved with the film combined. You can't touch me. I was frontman in a band called DKB for about 5 years on and off- we are currently planning a comeback. We were always better than your band and always will be. I am survived by two children, Jessica Anastasia Burnie age3 and Shay Janecek Holt age1. It was a privledge for me to be asked to be in Bob Ray's movie. I truly think he has what it takes.