Brad Weaver says:

"My name is Brad Weaver/Retina and I was born in Bakersfield, CA. Everyone thinks that it is a terrible place, but in reality it is worse. It is very hot and there are nothing but a bunch of rednecks on speed. I got my name from traveling with a weird band named PLAID RETINA. I liked them because the music sounded really good when I was on acid... and I was on acid a lot. I'm OK now though. I work at a regular job (I even have my own desk and computer!). Next I want to start working from home, but I'm still waiting for the head of the electronics department at my estate to come up with a viable business plan. His last one didn't work so well. He had this old ladies body strapped to this giant catapult looking thing and the next thing you know we were being sued by some poverty stricken white trash family in East Austin for destroying their roof with a dead body. All we need is more propulsion.

I am 28 years old

I like reefer

I have 2 cats Pappillon (Pappy) and Poco

My favorite TV show is COPS

My #1 enemy is COPS

The most important thing in my life is Jesus and my friends.

And that's all I have to say about that."