Watch out evil doers!
BongMan is on a rampage!
BongMan has laser beam eyes (to light his bong,
duh), and an awesome ear-splitting gargling bubble sound sonic
attack. His arsenal includes a debilitating smoke screen, and
after justice is served, he’ll loaf on your couch and
watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force on your fancy cable TV. You’ll
know he’s been there because all your Doritos are gone
and his trademark calling card is emblazoned on your carpet--the
initials “BM” stained in bong water (that shit never
comes out!). Take that you nefarious bad guy, you!
Oh yeah, he’s got nunchucks!
That's right, BongMan kicked Master Shake's
ass!!! In the end, there was only one.