SATURDAY
September 6, 1999
Live
Oak Brewing Company wants to give us free beer in exchange
for placing their logo on future promotional materiel. So we
have a party at Corri’s house. It’s pretty low key, just
around twenty people.
I
talking with Blaine Cartwright (guitar player-singer
for Nashville Pussy) and I told him that I wanted to
make a music video from their footage in Rock Opera
and some clips from the film. He’s all for the idea and he asks
me how much I made Rock Opera for and when I tell
him it cost 40 grand he nearly freaked as he informs me that
their last music video cost 20 grand (the filmmaker paid for
it, he was making himself a demo that he could show to Quentin
Tarrintino’s film company Rolling Thunder). Blaine
asks me how much I could make one for and I tell him that I
couldn’t see how we could spend more than five grand and we
talk of the possibility of having me shoot their next video.
That’d be pretty bad ass. He wants me to film their show at
the Back Room with Motorhead on October 1st.
We
hear the attendance for the Rock Opera screening
is only 33, but the attendance for the two other films that
night were super low as well. Everyone’s hung over.
SUNDAY
September 6, 1999
I
went BBQ hopping. Bucket had a birthday BBQ over at David
& Lori’s house and then it was over to the BBQ at Kurtis’s.
Me and Blaine were shooting the shit and he tells me
that he’s pals with the editor at High Times and
with Chris Gore of Film Threat and even
David Cross of Mr. Show, a funny as shit sketch
comedy show on HBO. Blaine has lots more connections
that he’s going hook me up with once he gets back to Atlanta
and can make a list. Pretty fucking cool.
The
Fuckemos played at Red Eyed Fly. Lots of folks
congratulate me on the opening and the film and all that shit.
The
attendance for tonight’s screening was 91. I guess the word
of mouth is spreading.
MONDAY
September 6, 1999
I
met with Jennifer Hill, my new publicist.
Went
to the Alamo and got the loot from Friday night’s screenings:
$1610. Not too shabby. That’ll pay a few bills.
Me
and Jerry put up posters, handbills and stickers at all
the head shops in town, both Vulcan video stores,
I Love Video, record stores and clubs around town.
Tonight’s
attendance was 77.
I
received an e-mail from some guy who recently moved to Austin
from the Houston area (I think) who reviews movies via a mailing
list (and posts them on his web site http://www.filethirteen.com):
Rock
Opera (1999)
Loud,
bold, vulgar and fast, "Rock Opera" uses the Austin music
scene as the backdrop for a story about drugs and druggies.
It's pretty original, pretty funny and pretty cool. Sure,
it doesn't really have anything to say, but it's a fun way
to spend 90 minutes.
Local
musicians people the film and act out the scenes, albeit
sometimes rather badly. But it is Jerry Don Clark who stands
out and makes the film work. Filmmaker Bob Ray wisely casts
him in the main role, that of Toe, a wily guitarist who
wants to score and sell a lot of weed so that he can take
his band PigPoke on a road tour. Clark is a natural. He
always seems at ease in front of the camera and is never
self-conscious. Better yet, he can deliver dialogue like
a pro and he has a sense of the comedic and the dramatic.
The role he plays calls on him to react of off several different
and unique individuals and situations from the action oriented
to the absurd. Clark never once fails. He's really good
here.
Along
the way, Ray takes many sidesteps to give the film flavor
and interest. Chad Holt, a horribly unfunny standup comic
and a bit of a goofball, plays a man on probation for "violating
a coin operated machine." He tells the story of his criminal
act while a visual flashback shows us what he's telling
us. It's amusing. Ray also uses a scatalogical joke in one
of the most unusual "shit scenes" on film. Apparently this
is a bit of an homage to "Trainspotting," but it's much
funnier than anything in that film. So while the story is
thin, Ray uses a large canvas to pain the surroundings of
the scene to give the film a cohesiveness. The little jaunts
into the character's lives are always interesting and amusing.
But
for me, the piece de resistance, was a 5 minute "dream sequence"
where Clark chases a neon chicken in the country while tripping
on animal tranquilizers. It's cool and funny and perfectly
conveys a drug related hallucination. Ray achieves this
effect on no budget. He seems to just film a chicken with
his camcorder set on negative, but the effect, within the
context of the segment, is simply hilarious and, well, groovy.
Ray
has no budget. He uses his friends. He uses video equipment
and has bad sound. Doesn't matter. The film's good. Ray
has taken those he knows and put them in his film. Who else
would act for free but a bunch of local musicians who can
seize the opportunity to expose themselves locally, possibly
to a new audience? Ray seemed to just exploit all the available
pieces at his disposal to come up with a cool film that
is amusing and rockin'.
"Rock
Opera" may look a little cheesy, but it's as good as any
low budget film I've ever seen. Probably even better.
Notes:
Bands mentioned or shown include PigPoke, the Fuckemos,
Witchbangers and Voltage.
Personal
Note 9/3/99: (from my "Notes from Austin")
My
friend Tim and I went back to the Alamo Draft House around
8 for the premier of an Austin film called "Rock Opera."
It was very crowded and hanging around in the Alamo's hot
lobby waiting for showtime with about 200 people was like
a being at a really crowded beer party. There was a weird
little grubby guy that everyone coming out was hugging and
I though... man this little freak is popular. Turns out
he's the main actor in "Rock Opera," Jerry Don Clark, and
he is very good! A band called "High Voltage" took the stage
when we got seated and proceeded to rock our asses off.
The are like the best garage band who loves AC\DC (though
they do originals) that you've ever seen. I fucking loved
them and want to see them live again soon. Their drummer,
Keith is a rock GOD! He drums like a mutherfucking maniac...
He even puked during the set he was rocking so fucking hard!
It was one of the most wild rock shows I have ever seen.
I think they even pumped in the smell of marijuana to make
the film, which is about Austin guys in rock bands scoring
pot, seem more realistic. We had dinner while we watched
the film. Tim had a pizza and I had a hamburger, which was
really good! As we left to go to the after party at Ruta
Maya Coffe House, we saw John the guy I know from watching
agliff films, waiting to get into "WADD." At Ruda Maya's,
it took a long time for us to get a drink and for Bob Ray
to show up. He didn't do a Q&A and instead some squirelly
guy in the film got up and did the most horrible stand up
act I have ever scene. Tim talked to Bob and asked how much
"Rock Opera" cost and he said, "well, I like to say between
4 thousand and 4 million." Ray seems nice but a little full
of himself. I guess it is his hour. After a bit a really
weird and cool band from the film, the
Fuckemos
(pronounced "Fuck Emo's") played. They were weird but great.
I liked them quite a bit. The lead singer plays trombone
and occasionally flips it up in the air trying to catch
it. He also slows down his voice using a machine of some
sort and his vocals are quite odd. Everytime the band would
end a song, seemingly in the middle of his singing, he would
say, "Sorry." They ended a lot of songs this way. It was
awesome.
Report
Card
Script:
B+
Acting:
B-
Cinematography\Lighting:
D
Special
Effects\Make Up: A
Music:
A+
Final
Grade: B+
FILMSUCKER
'76
Tuesday
September 7, 1999
Tonight’s
attendance was 83. The film won’t be playing the next two nights
because of previously scheduled special screenings.
wednesday
September 15, 1999
Well,
It doesn’t look too good. The attendance for Friday and Sunday-Tuesday
nights isn’t too impressive. Only about thirty some odd people
a screening. I don’t think those are the kind of number to keep
this thing going.
The
Alamo only has one screen so they need to pack them in
every time.
It’s
time to enact Phase II (downsize!). Show the movie on a scaled
back schedule. Maybe one or two nights a week. It wouldn’t even
seem to matter what nights since we have the same number of
people on a Saturday as a Tuesday.
First
things first. I still need to talked to Tim and find
out what he wants to do, we had talked about scaling the film
back in case it wasn’t bringing in enough loot to keep him happy.
He obviously needs to do what’s in his best interest. And likewise,
so do I.
I
don’t want to jump the gun, but another option might be to talk
to the Dobie again. They have four screens and the smallest
one seats only like fifty people (although I think the video
projector is in the big theater that seats somewhere around
175) . We’d also get the 17-20 year old audience that we weren’t
getting at the Alamo because of the drafthouse part of
the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema..
On
another, nearby note, I received a rejection letter from the
Sundance Institute today. Rock Opera didn’t
get into the competition, but it’s still eligible for the American
Spectrum and (I think) the Park City After Dark.
I
also got a rejection letter from the Texas Filmmaker’s Production
Fund (TFPF), informing me that I again won no cash
from their annual grant (the third year straight). It came as
no surprise as the winners were announce in last week’s Austin
Chronicle. The letter actually came directly from Rick
Linklater (who’s kingpin of The Austin Film Society
(AFS), the organization that runs the TFPF). It
was nice that he took the time to write me personally and he
reiterated that the AFS is cheering me on. He pointed
out that the folks that make the money decisions are a panel
of visiting filmmakers from outside the state of Texas:
Adam Goldberg, Loretta Todd, and James Benning.
He also said that the panelists felt that since the film was
already cut, it would have helped if I had included a cut scene
instead of the trailer (I kind of thought that submitting the
trailer wasn’t the best idea, but under the circumstances, it
was the best I could do. The computer was acting up at the time
and I didn’t want to submit a scene from the SXSW version
since I didn’t really like it).
CapZeyezZ
Dave said that he’d have me and Jerry on his show
so the host Dean could interview us and play clips from
Rock Opera as well as videos from the bands in
the film this Saturday night.
Thursday,
September 16, 1999
Through
rumor and ultimately, The Austin Chronicle, I
learned that last night was the final screening of Rock
Opera at the Alamo. This weeks screenings were
pulling in just more than thirty people each and that led Tim
to yank the film. I’m not upset or surprised at his decision
to pull Rock Opera and book another film. What
really pisses me off is the way in which I did finally find
out.
Tim
sends his schedule to The Austin Chronicle for
publication on Tuesdays, so he’s know for at least three days
what his plans were. In the mean time, me and Jerry are
plastering the town with the newly printed posters that read
"Now Showing at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema," I’ve booked Jerry
and myself on CapZeyeZ, and 101X and the Austin
Music Network are still giving out tickets, and Jennifer
Hill is sending out press kits and trying to book appearances
for me on KVUE (the local ABC affiliate) and KOOP
radio.
What
would have been nice was a phone call letting me know of their
intentions. At least it might have saved me some leg work, and
would seem to be the courteous and professional thing to do
given the situation. Instead, I call Tim on Tuesday and
leave a message. Karrie calls me back on Wednesday and
acts like she’s not sure what’s up, but believes that there
is only one more screening of Rock Opera, planned
for that night. I ask her to have Tim call me, since
he’s not coming in to the office and isn’t wearing his pager.
Then Nicole, who works in the cheese department at Central
Market and has seen and talked to Tim and Karrie
while working, sees them scurrying around and obviously avoiding
her. And still no phone call. So I give Tim a ring today
and he informs me that Rock Opera was performing
slow and he had to replace it. I ask him about the plan to scale
it back (we had talked about scaling the film back to as little
as one night a week (which would suit me just fine) in the event
that it wasn’t bringing in enough money) and he says he might
have scheduling conflicts and he can’t really get into it today
because he’s real busy. So we meet tomorrow.
September
28, 1999
The
film is back at the Alamo. It’ll show on Sunday nights
starting October 17th. We’re planning a CD release
around November 6th or 13th at the Red
Eyed Fly.
I
re-booked an appearance on CapZeyeZ for me and Jerry
for October 16th. Also, it appears that Voltage
will play a live set right before the Rock Opera
portion of the show.
Some
funny shit has been posted on the Rock Opera Message Board
(the first post is the review by that Lodger guy that sent
me an email (it’s printed a few pages back, so I’m only re-printing
what is relevant to the posts that follow)):
Rock
Opera review
Thursday,
09-Sep-1999 03:59:38
lodger
writes:
Rock
Opera (1999)
…Chad
Holt, a horribly unfunny standup comic and a bit of a goofball,
plays a man on probation for "violating a coin operated machine."
He tells the story of his criminal act while a visual flashback
shows us what he's telling us…
lodger
Re:
Rock Opera review
Saturday,
11-Sep-1999 04:57:09
Chad
writes:
Hey
Lodger this is Chad Holt the "horribly unfunny stand-up comic".
Boy imagine sying that with my dick Lodgered in your mouth.
(It's big .... ask anybody.) Glad you liked the movie. What
was wrong with the act at Ruta Maya? Was it the acoustics?
the sweating? the nigger jokes? Where are you online from?
No don't tell me --> next thing you know
I'm
in prison and then who's gonna raise my kids? Your next of
kin? I won't have it.
I'll
keep you posted on my next act so you can come and give me
another scathing review you faceless prick. Till then, i'll
see you At the Movies.
chad
Re:
Re: Rock Opera review
Saturday,
11-Sep-1999 05:29:57
concerned
citizen writes:
thanks
for another exquisite example of your redundant horrible unfunniness.
practice your art privately (or perhaps in front of your kids)
before you unleash such banal blatherings, Bitch.
concerned
citizen
Re:
Re: Rock Opera review
Saturday,
11-Sep-1999 13:54:49
lodger
writes:
Now
c'mon Chad - you didn't think you were funny at Ruta Maya
did you? Although, I will admit, some of your act is much
more funny in retrospect. The crack whore with a mouth full
of cheese taking a piss at your carport makes me laugh now...
that is pretty insane. I think I tuned out by the time you
got to the "nigger jokes..." I always turn out idiocy. You
were very funny in the movie. Now, go take your ego and stroke
it in the corner somewhere... good boy...
lodg
(better
to be a facelace prick than a prickless face (ask anybody)
lodger
Re:
Re: Re: Rock Opera review
Friday,
17-Sep-1999 15:36:03
Corri
writes:
Alright
everybody, settle down. I for one thought Chad was hilarious.
He's probably the only person I know who would stand up in
a crowd full of hippie/liberal tree huggers and tell (ahem)
"nigger jokes." You GOTTA love it! Besides the fact that I
was so drunk by the point the aforementioned jokes were being
told that everything that I heard from ANYONE sounded like
white noise, I can almost be positive that he didn't mean
it maliciously.
Love,
Corri the Nigger
Corri
Re:
Re: Re: Rock Opera review
Tuesday,
21-Sep-1999 18:35:25
chad
writes:
Hey
lodger i heard around that you were homosexual .. you know,
like a fag? I thought maybe we could get together sometime
as i am bored with my normal sexlife and at times bi-curious.
Please reply soon. Thanks Chad
chad
Re:
Re: Re: Re: Rock Opera review
Friday,
24-Sep-1999 15:12:10
209.99.35.70
writes:
hey
Chad, got a date yet?
I
leave tomorrow morning at around 5AM to hook up with Nashville
Pussy for the first leg of their tour with Motorhead.
Corri, (maybe) Jerry and I will drive to New Orleans
and tour with them through San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas.
I’m bringing some film equipment and a video camera to document
the trip and grab some live action footage of Nashville Pussy
maybe to cut into the music video for Rock Opera
or maybe for a new video all together.
While
I was writing this journal entry, Jeremy calls and informs
me that Motorhead canceled the New Orleans and San Antonio
shows because their drummer has strep throat. Nashville Pussy
will play anyway and Motorhead will join the tour starting
in Austin. Whatever, we’re going anyway.
Sunday,
October 3, 1999
On
Thursday, September 30th, Corri, Jerry, Tony,
Brad & I went down to San Antonio to check out Nashville
Pussy. They rocked. I video taped the show so I could have
some extra footage for the music video I’m making them from
Rock Opera. The plan is to cut in some live footage with
film clips, pretty original, eh? I’ve now filmed them four separate
times, so I think I have enough materiel.
While
I was filming, some asshole threw his beer can at the cam. Luckily
he was a bad shot. Ruyter, who spit beer into the lens,
was much more accurate.
After
the show, we hung out at some lame bar where an even lamer acoustic
band played an even more lame set. They jerk on the mic kept
kissing Nashville Pussy’s ass and tried to entice Corri
Parks up onto the stage to sing a song. Corri just
wanted to hang out and have drinks with her pals, so she ignored
him. After the show, I suppose the fella was thinking that Jeremy
and Corri were snobs, he sucker punched Jeremy.
Being drunk and about fed up, I strolled up to the jerk and
smacked him in the face. He reeled back and I put my hand in
his face and held him back, very much like when you put your
hand on a kid’s forehead and they swing at you but can’t reach.
Anyway, his pals dragged him off and we bailed and got more
drunk.
Moments
before the violence some goon staggered head first into the
plate glass window and shattered it into bits. Pretty damn funny.
See what San Antonio will do to you?
Friday
night, Motorhead & Nashville Pussy in Austin
and it fucking rocked again. Like their motto "everything louder
that everyone else" Motorhead was loud.
Monday,
October 4, 1999
I
worked a little on the Fuckemos music video. I’d say
it’s about 2/3 the way finished.
Thursday,
October 7, 1999
Wednesday
night, Me and Jerry went to Casino el Camino and
hung out with Chris Smith of 16 Deluxe. We talked
about me shooting a music video for their upcoming record.
Austin
Film Festival
Jerry
and I met David Cross from Mr. Show, I gave him
a copy of Rock Opera. He said, "Yeah, I’ve heard about
this. Ruyter, told me it was awesome."
Saw
Rick Linklater and Matthew Muhkonuhhe at Casino
el Camino. They are both taking part in the film fest and
were out getting drunk like the rest of us.
Friday
October 8, 1999
I
met Dianne who programs Austin Film Festival and
I gave her a copy of Rock Opera. She recently quit working
for John Sloss (big time producer’s rep) to take the
programming director job at AFF. A good hook up, I think.
After
the Cinemaker sponsored short film program at the Dobie,
Guillermo del Torro spotted Jerry in the lobby
and said "Hey, you’re from Rock Opera!" and then he spied me
"Hey, Bob. I loved your movie. It was fantastic." We talked
for about an hour and he raved and raved about it and about
Jerry’s acting. Even going so far as to say that he’d
put Jerry in his next movie if their is a role for him.
We told him all about this short that we were planning on shooting
on digital. He asked to see a script and tried to pursued us
to shoot on Super 8. I told him that I’d love to shoot Super
8, but it’s too expensive. He asked me to get a script to him
and he’d help us out if he could.
Saturday:
Me and Jerry were at the Red Eyed Fly last night
and this fella named Mike I think, was complementing
me on the film and shaking my hand and it turns out that he’s
the drummer for The Toadies. He was asking me about doing
a music video for them. He’s gunna run the idea by the rest
of the band and get back to me.
Oh
yeah, at the film fest, I saw some movies too.
Voltage
confirmed that they will play on CapZeyeZ next Saturday
the 16th.
THURSDAY,
october 14, 1999
I
picked up the Austin Chronicle today and it was like
the Find Waldo thing: Find Rock Opera.
I
called Kurtis to confirm their appearance on CapZeyeZ
on Saturday and he informs me that they’re canceling. The reason
is that they don’t want the bad audio quality that CapZeyeZ
has been known to have, to make them look bad. Why they just,
days before the show, suddenly came to this conclusion is beyond
me.
Saturday,
october 16, 1999
Dave
Prewitt canceled the CapZeyeZ appearance on account
of Voltage canceling (the quality of the audio on CapZeyeZ
isn’t up to their standards, to put it in a nice way):
Subject:
Re: Rock Opera is back with a vengeance every Sunday night
@ The Alamo
Date:
Fri, 15 Oct 1999 04:17:57 -0500
From:
Dave <capzeyez@netzero.net>
To:
crashcam@texas.net
Well,
man- you remember the deal - get a band from the show to perform,
then you guys can comeon. We'll post pone everything till
you get a band to confirm.
dave
followed
by my response
Subject:
Re: Rock Opera is back with a vengance every Sunday night
@ The Alamo
Date:
Fri, 15 Oct 1999 20:53:13 -0500
From: crashcam@texas.net
To: Dave <capzeyez@netzero.net>
sounds
like a deal
and
his::
Subject:
Re: CapZeyeZ, Voltage & Rock Opera
Date:
Fri, 15 Oct 1999 11:54:01 -0500
From: Dave <capzeyez@netzero.net>
To: crashcam@texas.net
Hey
man
Don't
forget to get back with me to setup a date when you can come
down to promote your movie. Just get a band from the film,
and we'll go from there. ok? Sorry Saturday isn't gunna work
out.
See
ya
dave
So,
instead of the power of television to promote the film to thousands,
I’ll go down to the Red Eyed Fly and use the power of
drunken persuasion and flyer pushing. Kinda sucks, but at least
I’ll get to see Supagroup.
SUNDAY,
OCTOBER 17, 1999
Went
out to eat with Nicole and some of her friends and on
the way home, stopped by the Alamo. It looked like there
was only about 30-40 people there. I can’t help but feel the
doom.
MONDAY,
OCTOBER 18, 1999
I
got this email this morning:
Subject:
Rock Opera
Date:
Mon, 18 Oct 1999 03:21:38 -0500
From:
cinedraf@airmail.net (Alamo Cinema)
To:
crashcam@texas.net
I'm
sorry Bob, but we are not able to continue screening Rock
Opera at the Alamo. When we stopped the run previously, I
told you that we would only continue showing the film on Sundays
if there was a decent-sized audience for it, I gave a benchmark
of 75 people.
We
had 34 patrons for ROCK OPERA on Sunday, which is not enough
for us to consider keeping the run. My condolences, but we
cannot afford to show the film any longer.
Sincerely,
Tim
Alamo
At
least I didn’t have to wait until the Chronicle comes
out on Thursday to learn that the run has ended.
Anyway…
I talked with Lance Farley and we have a date for the
Rock Opera CD Release Party, December 4th
(3 days before my birthday no less). Lance said that
Honky will play and suggests that we have lots of bands
sharing equipment and playing around six songs apiece.
In
the mean time, I’ll prepare for that, enter film fests, maybe
talk to the Dobie about screening there, and work on
some shorts and music videos.
Oh
yeah, I’ll be programming the music video section of SXSW
2000. So I’ll get to watch a shitload of them. It should
be interesting, being on the other side of a film festival.
Maybe I’ll develop some sympathy for them.
Friday,
october 17,1999
Okay,
let’s put a close to the Alamo run. I was a little upset
and pissed at the way things came to an end, so allow me to
wrap shit up for you now. Maybe Tim is a champion with
a minor communication problem?
Now
that I’ve had a chance to think about everything that’s happened,
let me describe my current feelings about the Alamo screenings.
I think it was really fucking cool of Tim to pursue Rock
Opera. He had the balls to take a chance on screening a
local film. I am grateful to him for all he’s done and his support
of the Rock Opera. The Alamo screenings gave Rock
Opera a huge push. I wish the run would’ve lasted longer,
but business is business. Rock Opera garnered much critical
praise and a shitload of exposure, and was a lot of fun and
all that good shit. If I had to do it all over again, no question,
I’d leap at the opportunity. So thanks Tim & Carrie,
it was a blast.
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